Why~ would people waste time with such trite ways of establishing conversa~tion? Is it truly that difficult?

All I need to do is speak, or strut, and the world will listen~! ♥

As I was doing some more Christmas shopping, I discovered-

A very elegant violet top hat! ♥

So violet, so elegant, so wonderful~! ♥ The feathers~! The butterfly~! And the one and only of its kind!

What a perfect addition to my wardrobe~, na~? ♥ Fitting for the very spectacular
Pa~pi~llo~n! ♥

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Ah . . . to fester away, until you become barely a husk of yourself, bleeding and on the cusp of death . . .

Mmm. ♥

How exciting. Doesn't this stir your blood, City? ♥

Citizens within your sane minds . . . or those of unsound judgement, if you wish to answer, I will not stop you~ . . . tell me. What were your worst illnesses? How did it feel?

Oh, well, if that wasn't bo~ring.

Today promises to be a more wonderful day, however, because I spot fans.

Come and shower the elegant

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[Silence. Center stage.]

[Thundering applause as the lights dim, and a single beam of light illumines a figure.]

[Crouched in the middle of the stadium stage, bright, golden lights coming to life to glitter in the background, is a muscular, lithe man in a black thong, his hair covering his face.]

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